Dear Smacktalk,
What are you supposed to do when you have no idea what to give someone for christmas? I mean, absolutely no idea...
- trombonefellow
Dear Trombonefellow,
Go to amazon.com, and check out their gift recommendations. You'll have to look around a little, but you'll come across something really neat, and reasonably priced.

The trick is not to find the perfect gift for so and so, but rather, a gift that everyone would like.

This worked when I was shopping for my step-sister. I wound up getting her the post secrets book, which is just plain awesome. Good luck!
~CT

Dear Cutething:
And old friend of mine from High School recently got back in touch with me. Years ago she was the lust of my life. She's is now moonlighting as a beautiful Burlesque dancer. She wants to renew our old friendship.

Should I hit that?
- Corrupt Hardware

Dear Corrupt Hardware,
Yes; but don't forget to wrap your whopper.
~CT
Dear Smacktalk,
What is the name of the large breed of dog originally from Japan?
- Trombone fellow
Dear Trombonefellow,
I think you're talking about the Japanese Mastiff, also known as the Tosa inu. Originally bred as a fighting dog, the Tosa inu was inferior to the Akita. That reversed, however, when the Tosa inu was bred with european breeds, and became the mastiff it is today. In this sense, the Tosa inu isn't strictly Japanese... but who's counting?

~CT

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